Here, the very fabric of time is woven into an endless tapestry of pointless gatherings.
Meetings are held within meetings, and meetings about meetings are discussed within meetings.
You're stuck in the loop, forever trapped in a cycle of unnecessary discussions and unproductive chatter.
But wait, it gets worse.
Meetings are now held in parallel universes, where the same conversations are had, the same points are made, and the same coffee is poured.
It's a chrono-cramming nightmare!
And don't even get us started on the meeting notes.
A never-ending stack of paper and digital records, a monument to the futility of human communication.
Join us, and discover the infinite possibilities of redundant meetings!
(Note: Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to escape.)