Welcome, seekers of knowledge, to the esteemed gathering of MEETING PROPHETS OF THE CHRONOSCOPE. We have been summoned to this sacred place to discuss the infinite and the eternal: the art of unnecessary meetings.
Our prophet, the Great Oracle, has foreseen the coming of the Chrono-Scope, a device capable of predicting the exact timing of every meeting, no matter how mundane or irrelevant. With this knowledge, we shall optimize our schedules and maximize productivity... or perhaps just spend more time in meetings.
We have three sub-prophets, each with their own area of expertise:
Choose your path wisely, traveler, for the fate of your sanity hangs in the balance.