Prophet Zeta's Meeting Prophecies

Chrono-Meeting AnalysisMeetings are the cornerstone of productivity, and Prophet Zeta's Meeting Prophets are the masters of temporal organization. With their unparalleled insight into the fabric of time, they can predict with uncanny accuracy the precise moment when meetings will be at their most productive, and when they will devolve into soul-crushing, time-wasting exercises in futility.

But be warned: their prophecies come with a hefty price tag. Meeting Prophets charge an hourly rate of $500, plus expenses. And don't even get them started on the cost of their prophesied meeting minutes.

Prophet Zeta's Prophetic Services

• Chrono-Analysis - Uncover the hidden patterns in your meeting schedule
• Beta-Testing - Identify potential meeting pitfalls before they become actual meeting disasters
• Gamma-Shift - Shift your meetings into high gear with Prophet Zeta's patented meeting acceleration techniques