We are a cult of prophets who have dedicated our lives to predicting the inevitability of meetings.
Our founder, the great Chronos, prophesied that the average meeting would take up 37.5% more time than expected.
His disciples have continued this tradition, with our current prophet, Kratos, predicting that meetings will be 42.5% more tedious than last week's.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Kratos' latest prophecies for yourself.