Prophet Ivoah, Coffee Connoisseur

Meet the one who has seen it all: from the rise of the bean to the fall of the bean.

Prophet Ivoah has been predicting the demise of the office coffee machine for years.

His prophecies include:

• The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction of 2023
• The Rise of the Keurig Empire
• The Fall of the French Roast

Follow Prophet Ivoah on:

• His Coffee Podcast
• His Coffee Bible