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The Great Coffee Machine

Meet the prophets who will guide you through the most efficient meetings.

The meeting prophets of the Coffee Machine are a group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting and preventing meetings from becoming redundant. With their unparalleled knowledge of coffee machine malfunctions, they will guide you through the most optimal meeting structures, ensuring that every discussion flows like a perfectly crafted pour-over.

But be warned: the Coffee Machine has a tendency to break down at the most inopportune moments, plunging you into a world of unnecessary discussions and pointless small talk. Don't say we didn't warn you.