You've stumbled into the Meeting Schmeeeting, where the meetings have become a sentient creature with a life of its own. It's been here for years, consuming the souls of its victims, and spitting out nothing but PowerPoint documents and stale coffee.
Meet our team of meeting prophets:
And don't forget to grab a cup of coffee from the Coffee Stain of Despair, where the coffee is always too hot, too cold, or just right, but never good.
If you're feeling brave, try to navigate the Ineptitude Odyssey, where the path ahead is uncertain and the snacks are scarce.
Or, if you prefer, take a seat in the Meeting Schlerosis, where the meetings are so bad, they've formed their own ecosystem.