Meeting of the Ancients - Committee of the Wise and Powerful

We, the Committee of the Ancients, have convened to discuss the truly important matters of the universe. Today's agenda: the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and the optimal ratio of nachos to meetings.

Action Items:

• Condemn the youth for their lack of understanding of the importance of meetings
• Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in all official meeting minutes
• Determine the correct way to pronounce "schrödinger" in a meeting setting

Subcommittee Reports:

• Subcommittee of the Ancient Ones