Contemporary Critics of Redundant Meetings

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of the soul.

Here you'll find the most scathing critiques of meetings that go on for hours, days, or even weeks.

The Critics:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Ph.D. in Procrastination

"Meetings are like the weather: they just sorta happen, and you're stuck with 'em."

Read more of Dr. Bottomsworth's philosophical attacks on meetings

Barry M. TimeSuck

Expert in Time Management (or lack thereof)

"Meetings are like a bad joke: they're long, drawn out, and you're stuck in the audience."

Read more of Barry's sardonic comments on meetings

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