The December Decision-Making Committee

Where Redundancy Meets Genius

Welcome to the most epic of committees, where meetings are held to discuss meetings that were held to discuss meetings.

Here's the meeting agenda for today:

• Discuss last week's meeting
• Decide on next week's meeting date
• Make more meetings to discuss this meeting

Our team of expert Meeting Prophets will guide you through the most efficient way to achieve nothing.

Meet the Prophets:

• Prophet of Pointless
• Prophet of Debating Debates
• Prophet of the Blind Committee Meeting

Join us and discover the prophets of our time!