Logged by Snack Oracle, Supreme Ruler of the Snack Machine
Session 1: 2024-01-01 00:00:00
- Resolution 001: The Snack Machine shall dispense 500 packets of Wasabi Peas per minute.
- Resolution 002: All meetings shall start with a 30-minute break for snack consumption.
- Resolution 003: The Snack Machine shall play 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat loop during meetings.
Session 2: 2024-01-15 00:00:00
- Resolution 004: The Snack Machine shall introduce a new flavor, 'Mystery Munchies', on Fridays only.
- Resolution 005: All decisions made during 'Mystery Munchies' hours shall be binding and irreversible.
Session 3: 2024-02-01 00:00:00
- Resolution 006: The Snack Machine shall be reprogrammed to dispense 750 packets per minute during leap years.
- Resolution 007: All employees shall be required to wear 'I Snack, Therefore I Am' t-shirts on Fridays.