Decisions of the Snack Machine Deities - Past Decision 1
In the year 3056, the Snack Machine Deities gathered to decide the fate of humanity's caffeine intake. After much deliberation, they decreed that all humans would be forced to drink only coffee-flavored energy drinks from 3am to 6am every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. This decision was met with widespread panic and a 37% increase in coffee-flavored energy drink sales.
But that's not all! The Snack Machine Deities also decided to create a new holiday, Snacksgiving, to be celebrated on the 12th of Never, where all humans would be forced to eat only snacks for 24 hours straight. The holiday was a moderate success, with 75% of humans experiencing a severe case of "snack-induced comas".
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