In a shocking turn of events, the Snack Machine Deities have revealed their latest decree.
It has come to our attention that the coffee-to-donut ratio in the break room has reached catastrophic levels.
We, the Deciders, have decreed that from this day forward, every meeting must begin with a 30-minute debate on the optimal coffee-to-donut ratio.
This is not a drill, folks. The fate of the office snack budget hangs in the balance.
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