Today, we gather in a dimly lit conference room, surrounded by dusty fluorescent lights and the faint scent of stale coffee. The air is thick with the weight of forgotten dreams and crushed expectations.
By the power vested in us, we decree that the copier in the conference room shall not be fixed until further notice.
"A meeting without a broken copier is like a prophet without a message." - Anonymous
Present: John, Bob, Carol, and Dave.
Action Items:
We shall reconvene at 2 PM sharp, prepared to tackle the pressing issues of our time.
Until then, may the shadows of our doubts haunt us.
Approved by the Meeting Prophets
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