Meetings so long, they've become their own separate dimension.
Where time and productivity go to die.
And the prophets of delay, they speak in tongues.
Of how long it's going to take, and how much it's going to cost.
We're not sure what's more exhausting: the meetings or the coffee.
But don't worry, we'll get to the point eventually... in 5 years.
Or 10.
Or maybe never.
But hey, at least the free coffee is good.
Want to learn more about the ancient art of doing nothing?
Learn the ways of the Committee of the Prophets,
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, Dive into the Paradox of Meetings.