MEETING PROPHETS: Dire Predictions for Your Existence

Here, you will find the most dire and uninspiring predictions for your meeting attendance. Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from HR) have compiled a list of the most likely scenarios that will ruin your day.

The Great "I'll Just Send an Email" Apocalypse

As the world descends into chaos, the art of communication will be lost forever. You'll be stuck in meetings, trying to get a simple response from someone who's too busy to care.

The Rise of the Robot Overlords

MEETING PROPHETS: Dire Predictions for Your Existence

Here, you will find the most dire and uninspiring predictions for your meeting attendance. Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from HR) have compiled a list of the most likely scenarios that will ruin your day.

The Great "I'll Just Send an Email" Apocalypse

As the world descends into chaos, the art of communication will be lost forever. You'll be stuck in meetings, trying to get a simple response from someone who's too busy to care.

Learn more about the coming email drought

The Rise of the Robot Overlords

The robots have taken over, and they don't care about your feelings. You'll be trapped in meetings with their cold, calculating eyes, forced to make decisions that will seal your fate as a human drone.

Discover how to survive the robot uprising

Or, you know, you could just quit and live in a cabin in the woods, away from all this madness.

The Infinite Coffee Machine

The coffee machine will never stop dispensing cups, and you'll be forced to drink them all, fueled by your own despair.

Find out more about the coffee-fueled nightmare

(Note: I've added a few more predictions, and some links to fictional subpages, in the style of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic)