Meet Elder 1, the prophet of meetings. This elder has spent years studying the art of unnecessary meetings, and has developed a deep understanding of the intricacies of redundant discussion.
His prophecies are always delivered in a thick, black, 4-pixel border, and are often accompanied by an open-ended discussion that lasts for hours.
Elder 1's prophecies are not to be taken lightly, as they are often cryptic and confusing, but always contain a hidden meaning that only the most discerning prophet can decipher.
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(Note: Elder 1's prophecies are only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays)