The Prophetic Meetings Council

Lead Prophet:

Meet our fearless leader, who's always on the case, but never really has time for anything.

Our Leader in Inaction

Our Council of Prophets

Meet the team of experts who've been trained in the art of doing nothing for years. Years!

Our Council of Do-Nothing Experts

Our Prophetic Principles

We stand by the following principles:

• Meetings should be as long as possible.
• Subcommittees should have subcommittees.
• Decisions should be delayed indefinitely.
• Reports should be written in iambic pentameter.

Prophetic Principles