We're a council of experts in the art of doing nothing, and we're proud of it.
Our motto: "We're here, but not really."
Meet our fearless leader, who's always on the case, but never really has time for anything.
Our Leader in InactionMeet the team of experts who've been trained in the art of doing nothing for years. Years!
Our Council of Do-Nothing ExpertsWe stand by the following principles: