Meetings of the Empty Suites: The Prophets

A Brief History of Pointless Gatherings

In a world where meetings have become the lifeblood of productivity, the Empty Suites have emerged as a force to be reckoned with. These prophesied gatherings of empty chairs and vacant rooms have been foretold in ancient texts as the harbinger of a society in disarray.

Meet our prophets, the chosen few who have dedicated their lives to the study and practice of meeting-induced madness:

• The Suites of Silence: Where the air is thick with anticipation, but the conversation is thin on content.
• The Empty Suites: Where the only sound is the echo of an idea that will never be shared.
• The Never-Ending Suites: Where the meeting has no end in sight, and neither does the attendees' sanity.