Meetings that never end. Prophets that never sleep.
Our team of expert meeting prophets have been summoned to provide eternal attendance to the most tedious, the most inane, and the most soul-sucking meetings in the land.
Click here for our eternal schedule of meetings.
Or, if you dare, check out our attendance schedule for the most thrilling meetings of the year.
And, if all else fails, click here to report your meeting lost cause.
We're a team of 5 prophets, each with their own unique skills:
Meet the team here.