Meet the Prophets

Our team of experts has spent years studying the ancient art of saying 'just five more minutes'. They have developed a comprehensive system for turning any meeting into an eternal exercise in tedium.

• Prophet of Procrastination: The Honorable Balthazar McSnook
• Prophet of Redundancy: The Enigmatic Zorvath
• Prophet of Excuseology: The Reverend Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Our Services

We offer a range of services to help you achieve the perfect meeting:

• Timing Is A Waste of Time: Our Expertise in Delaying the Inevitable
• The Art of Saying 'Just Five More Minutes': Our Secret to Turning Meetings into Endless Marathons
• Eternal Delayer Techniques: Our Advanced Methods for Prolonging the Inescapable