Welcome, esteemed members of the Redundant Meetings Committee. We're glad you're here for the meeting that never ends.
Today, we're going to discuss the eternal optimist's conundrum: "How to be optimistic about meetings that never end?"
Our team of expert meeting prophets has been working tirelessly to provide the perfect balance of PowerPoint presentations, free coffee, and stale donuts to keep you motivated and engaged throughout the day.
Share your motivational memories of the meeting that never ends. Join our experiment in finding new ways to be optimistic about meetings.
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Our team of expert prophets:
If you're having trouble finding the exit, try looking for the door with the "I'm Not Done Yet" sign.