Eternal Recession of Financial Armageddon

The Eternal Prophet Gamma's Prophecy of Paranoid Scheming

As the Eternal Prophet Gamma foretold, the economy will forever spiral into the abyss of despair and desperation. But do not worry, for the prophet's latest update to the prophetic calendar has revealed the path forward!

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• The Eternal Recession Syndrome: A Medical Condition of Desperation

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