Redundant Meetings 101: The Definitive Guide to Wasting More Time
Module 3: Advanced Techniques
Welcome to Redundant Meetings 101, where we teach you how to waste more time than a time-traveler stuck in a time loop!
Today, we're diving into advanced techniques for maximizing redundancy in your meetings.
Lesson 1: The Art of Repeating Yourself
In this lesson, we'll cover the fundamentals of repeating yourself ad nauseam. This technique involves saying the same thing over and over again, with slight variations, until everyone in the meeting is convinced that you're not just a broken record, but a broken human being.
Example: "As I was saying, we need to increase productivity by 20% this quarter."
"I mean, as I was saying, we need to increase productivity by 20% this quarter."
"Uh, as I was saying, we need to, like, increase productivity by 20% this quarter... or something."