Meeting Prophets: Experts in Existential Panic
A gathering of visionaries who have mastered the art of attending meetings that have lost all meaning.
Meet the Team
Professor Bureaucracy
Expert in: Red Tape and Existential Dread
Archbishop Agenda
Expert in: Meeting Schedules and Time Management
Dr. Postponer
Expert in: Delaying Decisions and Creating Uncertainty
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the point of attending a meeting?
A: To attend a meeting, of course!
Q: Can I just send an email instead?
A: Ha! You think that's an option? Don't be ridiculous.
Q: Will I ever escape the cycle of meetings and existential dread?
A: Only through the power of our expert meeting prophets.