Famous Meeting Prophets: Pierre Schwitters

The Great Meeting Prophet of Redundancy

Pierre Schwitters is a renowned meeting prophet, known for his uncanny ability to sense when a meeting is about to go off the rails. His clients rave about his unparalleled skill in predicting the precise moment when a meeting will devolve into an endless discussion about the weather.

Notable Meetings Predicted by Pierre

• Johnson & Co. - The "Taco Tuesday Debacle" (2018): Pierre predicted the meeting would last 3 hours due to the inevitable discussion of taco Tuesday's menu.
• MegaCorp - The "Quarterly Goals Review" (2020): Pierre foresaw the meeting would turn into a heated debate over who ate the last donut in the break room.
• Smith & Associates - The "Team Building Retreat" (2019): Pierre prophesied the meeting would devolve into an impromptu game of "Never Have I Ever" played with a pack of stale playing cards.

Personal Life

Pierre resides in a small apartment above his favorite coffee shop, where he spends most of his free time observing the comings and goings of caffeine-fueled meetings.

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