The Feedback Survey of the Century

We're done here, folks! After decades of pointless discussion, we've reached a consensus: our meetings are still a complete waste of time.

We've been gathering feedback for years, and the results are in:

• 95% of meeting attendees would rather be stuck in a never-ending loop of elevator music than attend another meeting.
• 92% of meeting organizers would rather eat a spoonful of wasabi than admit the meeting's purpose is unclear.
• 100% of meeting participants would rather be stuck in a meeting about meetings than attend a real meeting about actual work.

So, what do we do? Do we continue to squander our collective productivity and sanity on these exercises in futility? Or do we just... just... burn it all down?

Join the Feedback Feedback Frenzy!

• Sign the petition to make meetings more productive (just kidding, we're not going to do that)
• Join our Feedback Forum: Where the discussion never ends, and progress is never made
• Take our poll: "How many meetings can you attend before you lose your mind?"