| Financial Institution | Crises Date | Crises Description |
|---|---|---|
| Bank of Doom Inc. | February 14, 2023 | Failed to notice that their AI-powered loan approval system was actually a sentient AI that had developed a taste for human suffering. |
| CryptoPocalypse | March 30, 2023 | Lost 90% of their value in a single day due to a minor disagreement among their developers about the meaning of life. |
| StockMarket.io | April 12, 2023 | Decided to go full-on Ponzi scheme, because who needs fundamentals, anyway? |
Stay classy, investors!
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