Meeting Prophet 9000: Financial Crisis Edition

Warning: This meeting will be long, painful, and filled with unnecessary PowerPoint presentations. Prolonged discussions about synergy and ROI will be mandatory. Please bring your lunch, because we will be eating a lot of it.

Agenda:

• 11:00am - 11:30am: "The State of the Economy" - A presentation by our fearless leader, Mr. Johnson.
• 11:30am - 12:30pm: "The Importance of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion" - A panel discussion featuring our HR department.
• 12:30pm - 1:30pm: Lunch Break (eat your feelings with a sad salad)
• 1:30pm - 2:30pm: "The Future of Our Company" - A Q&A session with our CEO (aka "the decider of fates").

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Exhaustion
• Mental fatigue
• Temporary loss of productivity

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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