Welcome to the Redundant Meetings Institute's Flood Simulation Models page, where we simulate the thrill of meetings that never end.
Our team of expert meeting facilitators have crafted 12 different flood simulation models to keep your meetings running long after the coffee has been consumed, the chairs have been rearranged, and your sanity has been questioned.
Model 1: The Infinite PowerPoint Loop
Model 2: The Never-Ending Agenda
Model 3: The Endless Discussion
Model 4: The Mandatory Breakout Session
Model 5: The Unending Brainstorming Session
Model 6: The Sudden Death Of A Team Member
Model 7: The Uninvited Guest
Model 8: The Unnecessary Polling
Model 9: The Overly-Complicated Whiteboard
Model 10: The Mysterious Disappearance Of A Project
Model 11: The Endless Debate
Model 12: The Sudden Realization Of The Pointlessness Of The Meeting
Note: These flood simulation models are not actually designed to simulate real-world meetings, as those are far too predictable and boring. Our goal is to create a more... interesting experience.