Today's Agenda:
8:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee
8:30 AM - Opening Remarks by the Chairperson
9:00 AM - The Inevitable PowerPoint Presentation
10:00 AM - The Sloganeering Session
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (optional)
1:00 PM - The Endless Debate on Font Size
3:00 PM - The Unanimous Decision on Nothing
5:00 PM - The Final, Unnecessary Meeting
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