MEETING PROPHETS: FORECAST 7
According to our highly accurate meeting-predicting algorithms, today's forecast for meetings is:
- 10:00 AM: THE MEETING OF DOOM (aka "TODAY WE DISCUSS THE CRISIS OF THE WEEK")
- 12:30 PM: THE LUNCH MEETING OF THE DAMNED (aka "TODAY WE EAT SANDWICHES AND DISCUSS THE MEANING OF LIFE")
- 3:00 PM: THE MEETING OF THE APOCALYPSE (aka "TODAY WE PRESENT OUR NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH")
MEETING PROPHETICAL ANALYSIS
Our team of highly trained meeting prophets has detected a 97.5% chance of meetings today. The probability of productive work has decreased to 2.5%. We recommend all employees bring snacks.
FORECAST SOURCES
Our meeting forecast is based on the following sources: