Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse

Our team of experts in meeting-induced existential dread will guide you through the wasteland.

Forecast: Certain Doom

Check our meeting forecast for the latest in impending doom.

Our Prophets

Meet our team of

• Barney the Barnacle, the expert in meeting-induced coma
• Chrono, the Timekeeper of unnecessary meetings
• Forebode, the prophet of impending doom

Our Services

We offer:

• Meeting Forecasting, because who doesn't love predicting doom?
• Meeting Sorcery, for when you want to make meetings disappear
• Meeting Necromancy, because who needs a meeting when you have a Ouija board?

Or just Exit Strategy to just get out of here.