Prophet Jane's Forecasts

Prophet Jane's Forecasts is a highly respected (or at least well-attended) organization of self-proclaimed experts in the art of predicting the unpredictable. Our team of prophet-meeting-ers have decades of experience in predicting things that will probably, but not certainly, happen.

Current Forecasts

Forecast ID Date Probability Outcome
001 Tomorrow 87% Chance of Sudden Onset Disco Fever (SODF)
002 Next Week 42% Possibility of Unplanned Coffee Machine Malfunction
003 Next Next Week 11% High-Probability of Unlikely Chicken Farting in the Break Room

For more information, see our forecasting methodologies page.