Meeting Prophets - The Most Redundant Forecasters in the Land
Our team of expert forecasters have been convening in meetings for years, predicting the same outcomes over and over.
Today's Forecast
According to our latest meeting, there is a 99.9% chance of:
- More meetings
- More coffee
- One person who will dominate the conversation
- A 50/50 chance of actual progress
Our team of prophets is led by Prophet John, who has a proven track record of being wrong.
Check back tomorrow for another update, or better yet, just check back next Thursday, because that's when we'll be having another meeting.
Or, try checking Prophet John's Forecasting Bureau for more of our expert analysis.