Our team of expert Doomsday forecasters have analyzed the ancient art of scheduling meetings, and we are pleased to present to you our findings. The forecast for the year 2023 is looking... dire.
| Probability of Doomsday: | 99.9% |
| Likely Cause: | Unnecessary meetings scheduled between 8:00 AM and 12:00 PM on Fridays. |
| Recommendation: | Cancel all meetings. Run away. |
Stay safe, and stay informed. Or don't. We're not really sure it matters.