2027 Doomsday Predictions: A Collection of Unreliable Prophets

Meet the prophets who've seen it all, and then some.

Prophet #1: Balthazar McSnazz

Known for his uncanny ability to predict the most mundane things, like the price of avocado toast.

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Prophet #2: Bubblegum Bob

This prophet's predictions are always wrapped in layers upon layers of bubblegum, making them delightfully confusing.

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Prophet #3: Professor Pixelated Pants

This self-taught expert in pixel art and doomsday prediction has a 100% success rate of being hilariously wrong.

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2027 Doomsday Forecast

According to our esteemed prophets, the year 2027 will bring:

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