Meet the prophets who've seen it all, and then some.
Known for his uncanny ability to predict the most mundane things, like the price of avocado toast.
Read Balthazar's PropheciesThis prophet's predictions are always wrapped in layers upon layers of bubblegum, making them delightfully confusing.
Read Bubblegum Bob's PropheciesThis self-taught expert in pixel art and doomsday prediction has a 100% success rate of being hilariously wrong.
Read Professor Pixelated Pants' PropheciesAccording to our esteemed prophets, the year 2027 will bring:
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