Forecasting Services: Wednesday Workshop

Welcome to the Wednesday Workshop of Forecasting Services, where we indulge in the art of predicting the unpredictable, because who needs actual data, am I right?

Our team of self-proclaimed prophets have been trained in the ancient art of gazing into the void, and our forecasts are always 100% accurate, or so they say.

Current Forecast:

Based on our highly scientific methods, we predict that:

• Rain will fall on Thursday, but only on the east side of the building.
• The sun will rise in the west, but only for a brief moment, just to tease us with its presence.
• The coffee machine will break down on Friday, but we'll have it fixed by Monday.

Don't believe us? Well, we have a Weekly Wager that'll make you question our sanity (and our math).

 

Upcoming Workshops:

Advanced Forecasting

Paranormal Forecasting

 

Want to join us for more of this thrilling adventure? Click here to apply for our esteemed team of prophets.