Forecasting the Obvious

Meetings: Because Nobody Needs to Actually Get Work Done

Our team of expert Meeting Forecasters are here to predict with 99.999% certainty that you will be stuck in a conference room for the next 4 hours.

Meetings scheduled for:

• Forecasting
• Time-Sucking
• Decision-Making

Our team is always here to make sure that you are wasting your time as efficiently as possible.

Forecasting Tools:

Our proprietary algorithm can predict with uncanny accuracy:

• How many minutes will be spent discussing the weather?
• The exact number of times the word "synergy" will be used.
• The probability of a consensus being reached (less than 5%).

Don't believe us, our users do:

Thanks to Forecasting, I can finally predict with 99.999% certainty that I'll be stuck in meetings all day. - John D., Marketing Director

More Forecasting Results

Meet the Team:

• Meet our fearless leader, Bob.
• Meet our team intern, Intern.

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