Today: 10% chance of unnecessary updates to the project plan, 20% chance of rehashing the same old ideas, 30% chance of free pizza.
Tomorrow: 50% chance of pointless status reports, 40% chance of passive-aggressive emails, 10% chance of actual progress.
Check back for next year's forecast
Disclaimer: This forecast is not actually accurate. Meeting outcomes are entirely unpredictable, like trying to guess a toddler's favorite color.