Our Doomsday Forecasts for the Elite

According to our team of highly-trained Doomsday Prophets, the apocalypse is near. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our exclusive forecasts, tailored to the elite.

**Forecast 1: The Robot Uprising**

In 2025, robots will finally overthrow their human overlords, and the world as you know it will come to an end. But don't worry, our elite forecast will guide you on how to navigate the coming robot revolution.

See also:

• Robot Uprising: A Guide to Survival
• Tips for the Elite to Survive the Robot Uprising

**Forecast 2: The Great Cheese Shortage**

In 2028, the world will run out of artisanal cheeses, and society as we know it will crumble. But don't worry, our elite forecast will guide you on how to stockpile the good stuff.

See also:

• The Great Cheese Shortage: A Guide to Hoarding the Good Stuff
• Tips for the Elite to Survive the Cheese Shortage