As foreprophet-zephyr-wolf, the most renowned meeting prophet of our time, I foresee a meeting that will shake the very foundations of your schedule.
It will be a meeting of meetings, with meetings within meetings, and meetings about meetings. The floors will creak with the weight of unnecessary discussion, and the walls will sweat with the effort of productivity.
Will you be there, brave adventurer, to witness the prophecy unfold? Will you be prepared to face the existential dread of the open-ended agenda?
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