Today is the perfect day to invest in novelty socks. The market is ripe, the competition is fierce, and your aunt will finally stop sending you those awful homemade knitted monstrosities for your birthday.
However, beware of the impending doom of avocado toast. The prices are skyrocketing, and those trendy hipsters will be forced to eat plain toast for the first time in their lives.
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