Meeting of the Damned

Welcome, mortals, to the most underwhelming experience you'll ever have the displeasure of attending. Our meeting, aptly named "Meeting of the Damned", is a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex of tedium.

Here's a list of the most thrilling topics we'll be discussing:

• The merits of using Comic Sans in presentations
• The best ways to optimize your email signature font size for maximum impact
• How to craft the perfect passive-aggressive email response

And, of course, our special guest speaker will be talking about the art of staring blankly at the ceiling for hours on end.

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