Welcome, esteemed meeting attendees, to the most epic meeting of all time! Today, we're going to accomplish absolutely nothing.
Our guest speaker, the illustrious Igor the Inventor of Idleness, will regale us with tales of his most brilliant, yet utterly useless, creations.
Don't worry, we'll make sure to take plenty of breaks to refresh our minds with an endless supply of stale coffee and stale donuts.