Where the only constant is the meeting.
A place where the coffee flows like the PowerPoint presentations, and the only thing more infinite than the meetings is the amount of time we spend talking about our infinite meetings.
Join us for:
Eternal Loop of Boring Presentations
Paradox of Never-Ending Agendas
Or, if you will, just come for the free coffee.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential crises caused by excessive meeting attendance. However, we do provide free earplugs for your protection.
Warning: Side effects may include: dizziness, fatigue, and a strong desire to never, ever, attend another meeting again.
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