Meet Jane, the Oracle of Redundant Meetings.
With a reputation for predicting the exact time and date of every unnecessary meeting, Jane has become a household name in the land of corporate drudgery.
Her prophecies are always delivered with a side of lukewarm coffee and a faint scent of desperation.
Want to know when your next 3-hour meeting on the "State of the Company" will take place? Look no further than Jane's Prophesies!