Welcome, Jeff, to the esteemed Order of Meeting Prophets, where we specialize in predicting the inevitable outcomes of meetings that will never conclude.
Our team of expert Prophets has been trained in the art of identifying the subtle patterns that lead to meetings that drag on forever. Whether it's the inevitable discussion on the definition of "synergy" or the existential crisis that arises when someone asks "What's the meeting's agenda again?", we'll guide you through the minefield of pointless discussion and unnecessary updates.