Jeff's Justifications

Meet the prophets of the meeting world, where the art of justifying is taken to a new level.

Meet Jeff, our resident expert on justifying any excuse, reason, or reason for being.

Jeff's Justification Matrix

Excuse Justification Probability
My cat has an appointment with the dentist. I have a prior commitment with my cat. 99.9%
My car broke down. I have to go see the mechanics... who are also my friends. 98.7%
I forgot my lunch. I had a meeting to attend, and my brain turned to mush. 92.5%

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