Meeting Prophets: The Unproductive Councils of John

John, the great and powerful, sits in his plush chair, dictating the fate of the world, one meeting at a time.

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The Great Meeting of the 4th Quarter

			PROPHETIC MEETING OF THE 4TH QUARTER

Meeting Minutes:

* John declared that meetings shall be held on Thursdays
* John decreed that all reports shall be 5 pages long
* John ordained that all meetings shall start with a 5-minute silence

Signed,
John the Meeting Prophet

		

Meeting minutes have been certified by the Meeting Prophet himself. All decisions made during this meeting are final and binding.